A VIP's Secret Guide to London:Published on August 10, 2011
**Welcome to London: the home of the underground supperclubs and private members-only bars. When it comes to exclusivity, they mean business, as without these high-security havens, throngs of the posh British royalty along with the super elite upper-class would be forced to comingle (OMG!) with ordinary mortals like you and me. And if you've ever been left hanging in line at the red ropes (let's face it, we've all been there), then you know haw raw it can be feeling like an outcast looking in. Woe is she! So why replicate the shambolic, lack-lustre experience of being a tourist in the United Kingdom without the proper connections when the world could be your oyster, darling? In an effort to bury any such memories in the past, (draw the curtains and maestro, drum roll, please), we are proud to deliver you a first-class ticket to the most exclusive hotspots in London where you can hobknob with celebrities, revel in the spotlight and get the VIP attention you truly deserve. While some of the venues on this list are soexclusive that they are reserved only for those "in the know," others are just so new or fantabulous that they are guaranteed to elevate your experience and place you centre stage where you can get noticed amongst society's who's who.